Goodr PHG Sunglasses (Artifacts, Not Artifeelings)

By A Mystery Man Writer

Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor.

For The Scholar On A Budget: PhgSometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor.

Goodr PHG Sunglasses Artifacts not Artifeelings

are part of Goodr's signature line of shades featuring a distinguished double bridge and rounded lenses. Fact: These Artifacts, Not Artifeelings

Goodr PHG Artifacts, Not Artifeelings Polarized Sunglasses

Goodr- Artifacts, Not Artifeelings – Destination PSP

You're stuntingyou fall out of bed. You trip down the stairs. You pick up a tray full of drinks and walk into the patio door. You step on a rake. You ride your bike into a mailbox. You lean back in your chair fall and bonk your head on a fish tank. The glass breaks. Aquarium water and flopping fish rain down on you. Embarrassing moments? nah.