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By A Mystery Man Writer

Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor.

Goodr PHG Sunglasses (Fossil Finding Focals)

You're stuntingyou fall out of bed. You trip down the stairs. You pick up a tray full of drinks and walk into the patio door. You step on a rake. You ride your bike into a mailbox. You lean back in your chair fall and bonk your head on a fish tank. The glass breaks. Aquarium water and flopping fish rain down on you. Embarrassing moments? nah.

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Goodr Yosemite Sunglasses - High Mountain Sports

You're stuntingyou fall out of bed. You trip down the stairs. You pick up a tray full of drinks and walk into the patio door. You step on a rake. You ride your bike into a mailbox. You lean back in your chair fall and bonk your head on a fish tank. The glass breaks. Aquarium water and flopping fish rain down on you. Embarrassing moments? nah.

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Goodr OG Sunglasses (Dawn of A New Sage)

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. Goodr designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

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Goodr BFG Sunglasses - Great for Larger Heads - Pacers Running Store

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. Features:- 1 NO SLIP A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik. 2 NO BOUNCE Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame. 3 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

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